Welcome to parenthood — the most beautiful trap you’ll ever walk into voluntarily.
This hilariously blunt card is perfect for new mums and dads who’ve just kissed their freedom goodbye. Whether you’re congratulating your mate with sarcasm or warning them of what’s to come (too late), this card says what everyone’s thinking… but funnier.
Comes in baby pink, baby blue, or neutral beige (for when it’s a surprise or they just like beige vibes).
Printed on a premium matte finish card.
Blank inside except for a little “congratulations” — because you’ve done enough already.
Size: 10.5 x 14.8 cm – perfect for a fridge door or next to the never-ending stack of nappies.
