For the sibling, mate, or emotionally stunted loved one who knows full well you show love through sarcasm and inappropriate jokes.
This card says exactly what you’re both thinking: sincerity just isn’t your love language. Perfect for birthdays, inside jokes, or any occasion where eye contact is too much.
Blank inside (because we trust you to deliver the chaos personally)
A6 size (10.5 x 14.8 cm)
Printed on high-quality matte card
Comes with an envelope (because apparently just handing someone loose cardboard is “weird”)
