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Happy bloody birthday — another year of deep breaths, fake smiles, and convincing the world you’ve got your shit together (spoiler: you don’t). But hey, you’re doing amazing, sweetie.
A6 size (10.5 x 14.8 cm) – perfectly sized for emotional baggage
Printed on high-quality matte card (because glossy lies aren’t our thing)
Includes a plain envelope, no bullshit included
Inside reads: Happy Birthday
