HBD To The Reason I'm Funny & Traumatised Card

Because every joke has a dark origin story… and it’s probably them.

Say happy birthday to the sibling, friend, or family member who doubled as your emotional rollercoaster and your stand-up material.

• A6 size (10.5 x 14.8 cm) — trauma-sized, naturally

• Printed on premium matte card because you’re not cheap, just broken

• Comes with an envelope (no therapy voucher, sorry)

• Inside reads: Happy Birthday