{"product_id":"i-wouldve-have-got-you-a-serious-card","title":"I Would've Have Got You A Serious Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFor the sibling, mate, or emotionally stunted loved one who knows full well you show love through sarcasm and inappropriate jokes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThis card says exactly what you’re both thinking: sincerity just isn’t your love language. Perfect for birthdays, inside jokes, or any occasion where eye contact is too much.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eBlank inside (because we trust you to deliver the chaos personally)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eA6 size (10.5 x 14.8 cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePrinted on high-quality matte card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eComes with an envelope (because apparently just handing someone loose cardboard is “weird”)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Loulou Lemon Studio ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51973620138320,"sku":null,"price":4.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0906\/5450\/7344\/files\/IMG_0557.jpg?v=1756659066","url":"https:\/\/www.louloulemon.studio\/products\/i-wouldve-have-got-you-a-serious-card","provider":"Loulou Lemon Studio ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}