Christmas music hits different when you’re held together by caffeine, denial, and blind seasonal optimism. This loud, honest A6 card cuts straight through the fake cheer with a festive anthem we can all actually relate to.
Bold, cheeky, and the perfect balance between “merry” and “mentally done,” this card is guaranteed to get a laugh — especially from the Christmas Grinches, the overworked elves, and the ones who cope by swearing in rhythm.
Printed on premium cardstock with a crisp red checkered border, it’s unapologetically festive without pretending everything is fine.
Inside reads: “Merry Christmas” with plenty of space for your own chaos, sarcasm, or seasonal confessions.
Perfect for:
• Friends who hate Christmas songs
• Coworkers who mentally checked out in November
• Siblings who are one carol away from snapping
• Anyone who needs a laugh more than they need another bauble
