Dear Santa Lower Your Standards Xmas Card

Christmas expectations? Too high.

Your behaviour this year? …debatable.

This A6 card says what everyone else is too polite (or too hungover) to admit.

Bold, cheeky, and unapologetically honest, this card is guaranteed to get a laugh — especially from the people who definitely didn’t make the Nice List this year. Printed on premium cardstock with rich, festive colours, it’s the perfect blend of mischief and Christmas spirit.

Inside, you’ll find a clean ‘Merry Christmas’ with plenty of space to confess, deny, or fully double-down on your questionable life choices.

Perfect for:

• Friends who are a bit chaotic

• Siblings who gave up trying in October

• Colleagues keeping the office running on caffeine and sarcasm

• Anyone who hears “be good” and immediately fails

Say less, say it louder, say it with mischief.