This bold A6 card says exactly what everyone’s thinking — especially the ones who absolutely cannot explain anything they’ve done this year… and won’t be starting now.
Perfect for friends, family, co-workers, or that one person who’s permanently toeing the line between “nice list” and “blocked by Santa.” Clean, modern, and printed on premium matte cardstock, it delivers honesty with a wink and just the right amount of festive mischief.
The inside reads “Merry Christmas” and leaves plenty of space for you to add your own confession, sarcasm, emotional damage, or heartfelt message (no judgement).
Perfect for:
• Friends who have zero excuses left
• Siblings who stay in trouble
• Colleagues who create HR-level stories
• Anyone who’s definitely not getting the “nice” badge this year
